paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

versacepromises:

my hands are cold let me put them in ur pants

Tsuritama - Opening

piplups:

how to sext

piplups:

how to sext

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

tremblinglines:

→ Endless list of favorite fictional characters :: 3/ :: Yuki Sanada

If the world was going to end today, I’m glad I spent it fishing.

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class